Grammy's...The Good, The Bad and the Ehhhh

Now that the Superbowl is over we can finally get to the what really matters...the award shows!  Our love for the red carpet still has us feeling as warm and giddy inside as it did the first time we understood what it meant when Demi wore this to the Oscars.  

Last nights Grammy award red carpet did us proud and had us on the edge of our couch (ok really the stove and the floor because we were simultaniously cooking for our kittens, preparing food for our guests and playing legos whilst stealing looks at the screen hoping my girls wouldn't care about all the boobage on the carpet. 

P.S i must be doing my job because there were no comments from her if people were pretty, or about their bodies or anything...just an occasional.."oooh thats so glittery and look mama, she looks like Elsa!"  and "where is Bruno Mars?"...but I digress

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There were plenty of hits...a few misses and a whole lotta, "Ehhhh"....  What's best..the good news first or the bad news?  Let's start with the bad so we can end on a positive note shall we?

The Bad

Bad...  

He is just bad.  Awful..and we aren't talking about his clothing.  Why people give him the time of day after all his douchery, disregard for laws and probation and woman beating is not ok.  Bad.

He is just bad.  Awful..and we aren't talking about his clothing.  Why people give him the time of day after all his douchery, disregard for laws and probation and woman beating is not ok.  Bad.

Ummmm Taylor?  

You are insanely cute,  on a crazy high right now and super talented but I wore this dress to my boyfriends high school prom and I still cringe when I think about it.  Yes the 90's are back but maybe not so much here.  It fits like a dream but its dated like a nightmare about Brenda and Kelly both dating Dylan.

You are insanely cute,  on a crazy high right now and super talented but I wore this dress to my boyfriends high school prom and I still cringe when I think about it.  Yes the 90's are back but maybe not so much here.  It fits like a dream but its dated like a nightmare about Brenda and Kelly both dating Dylan.

Katy, Katy, Katy...

LOVE the hair...like the nude sparkles, but the cut and length remind me of a super rich kid's mom at his Bar Mitzvah or the Mother of the Bride who got drunk and forgot her slip.  And we are all about and in love with colored hair but you are young and edgy and to play against that with a 2002 soccer mom cut and style is not cute. 

LOVE the hair...like the nude sparkles, but the cut and length remind me of a super rich kid's mom at his Bar Mitzvah or the Mother of the Bride who got drunk and forgot her slip.  And we are all about and in love with colored hair but you are young and edgy and to play against that with a 2002 soccer mom cut and style is not cute. 

The Ehhhhhh

Hey Kim...I can see your vagina.  

But whoa nice boobies..especially after nursing!  That Gaultier dress (sparkling bath robe) is DROP DEAD but to belongs to someone else.  Your body is on point (or fleek as the youngans say) but this dress is better suited for someone tall..hence the long sleeves and someone a bit more lithe.  Oh, and it is not a surprise you are showing all your goods.   Oh and we cut out your husband much like you cut out your insanely delicious daughter in your selfie a few weeks ago.   

But whoa nice boobies..especially after nursing!  That Gaultier dress (sparkling bath robe) is DROP DEAD but to belongs to someone else.  Your body is on point (or fleek as the youngans say) but this dress is better suited for someone tall..hence the long sleeves and someone a bit more lithe.  Oh, and it is not a surprise you are showing all your goods.   Oh and we cut out your husband much like you cut out your insanely delicious daughter in your selfie a few weeks ago.   

Oh my God we are soooooo gonna get in trouble for this, but Bey?  B? 

 This is a stunningly made Proenza Schuler but its so expected and your gorgeous  (too long) waves and face don't quite work with the Morticia Adams gown.  Not sure what was right or wrong its just not doing it for us.  

 This is a stunningly made Proenza Schuler but its so expected and your gorgeous  (too long) waves and face don't quite work with the Morticia Adams gown.  Not sure what was right or wrong its just not doing it for us.  

 

Lady Gaga...

We are confused...thats all.

We are confused...thats all.

 

J-Hud...

Your face and hair are so pretty but who's spring garden wedding are you going to? 

Your face and hair are so pretty but who's spring garden wedding are you going to? 

 

The Goods

Bow down...all hail the queen of perfection.  Rihanna in Giambattista Valli Haute Couture.

NO ONE else could pull this off.  The only thing we wanted to see was the bow veil he showed with these cotton candy dresses for Fashion Week.  We don't know if you are tall or just insanely well proportioned..and confident...but Bra...f'n...vo!

NO ONE else could pull this off.  The only thing we wanted to see was the bow veil he showed with these cotton candy dresses for Fashion Week.  We don't know if you are tall or just insanely well proportioned..and confident...but Bra...f'n...vo!

Sia..bless you...

YOU.  ARE.  RAD.  Love you and this Armani suit.  PS how many people sang or won awards for songs that you single handedly wrote?  Besides yourself...amazing!

YOU.  ARE.  RAD.  Love you and this Armani suit.  PS how many people sang or won awards for songs that you single handedly wrote?  Besides yourself...amazing!

 

We can never say no to a jumpsuit...ever...I mean it's kinda our spirit animal... 

Gwen Stefani in a stunningly made Atelier Versace looks beautifully chic.

Gwen Stefani in a stunningly made Atelier Versace looks beautifully chic.

 

There you go!  This is what the Grammy's is ALL about.  

Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier looking all yummy like a raven.  Beautiful, sexy yet totally fashion forward and a bit risqué.  

Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier looking all yummy like a raven.  Beautiful, sexy yet totally fashion forward and a bit risqué.  

 

Ohmagosh Chrissy Teigen.. girl crush all the way.  

Love your beach waves against your stunning crispy n all kinds of sexy white Gucci dress.    Bey...note the hair...and J-Hud...the dress.

Love your beach waves against your stunning crispy n all kinds of sexy white Gucci dress.    Bey...note the hair...and J-Hud...the dress.

Well thats a wrap (dress)...its over.  Until we see you at the next award show wrap up... dress like you mean it..not like they tell you.

xoxo things we heart

PS All photos lovingly borrowed from the gurus at Vogue and Just Jared