The First Monday In May- Our top Met Gala picks

Theme for Monday nights Met Gala

Theme for Monday nights Met Gala

Every year we patiently wait for Vogue Magazine's Met Gala.  They call it the Oscars of fashion, and it is for a few reasons.  The main reason would be because it is ALL about the red carpet.  But the true reason for the Gala is to raise money for  Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York City.  Each year it honors a specific Designer who has changed the history of fashion and this year was the Legendary Rei Kawakubo of Comme des Garcons with the theme of Avant Garde.  

Here are our faves (and not so faves) of the evening...enjoy the brain break!

(SORRY THE PHOTOS ARE NOT COMING OUT! The resolution isn't even for each of them!)

Since the theme was Avant Garde (see description above) we chose a stringent voting process...and by voting it was Mieke and I sending our favorites back and forth and of course they were exactly the same.   Now there were some stunners...but wearing a gorgeous dress with a gorgeous body and face doesn't mean you will win if you weren't daring and forward thinking.  Sorry Gisele and Candice Swanepoel... Here are our fashion forward favorites-

Zendaya in Dolce Gabanna- YES YES all of it

Lui Wen in Off White- Not sure why we love this so much but the denim ball skirt with the netting on top is gorgeous

Gigi Hadid in Tommy Hilfiger- For such a beachy type girl this look is beautifully avant garde with out being slutty or silly

Naomi Watts in Stella McCartney- This dress (ugh these blurry pics!) is stunning!  Perfect amount of sexy, forward thinking and fashionable

Cara Delevigne in Chanel- A futuristic show stopper in a suit.  That is not easy to do or pull off

Rihanna in Comme des Garcons- YES!  The end.  For the opposite of this see Katy Perry on how Avant Garde can go wrong

Michelle Monaghan in Paco Rabanne- We gasped when she came out.  This is gorgeous, avant grade and beyond special

Lily Aldridge in Ralph Lauren Collection- It would be hard for her not to look good but the crispness of the white with the bold red boot and bright pink tulle face netting is stunning

Lily Collins in Giambattista Valli- ALL KINDS OF YES!  Rob and Mariel you win!  Congrats you guys on dressing the best of the night!  This ladies and gentleman is Avant Garde done right!

Laura Osnes in Christian Siriano- Not the most daring of the night but gorgeous, different and lovely all at once

And for the not so great...

NO Katy...NO

OK now the theme was Avant Garde but there is also a way to take it so off it doesn't do the word justice.  There is also a way to ignore it and just wear a Calvin Klein column dress (seriously Gwyneth??)  Here are our not so favorites of the night

Madonna in Moschino- NO. Daring? Yes.  Good? Nope

Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein- What?  That cut, those shoes?  You know better madame

Chrissy Teigen in Marchesa- Hmmm for such a funny, cute and sexy woman , this dress is confusing, frilly and not good

Kerry Washington in Michael Kors- She can pull anything off...anything except for this cyber raggedy anne dress.

Diane Krueger in Prada- DIANE!  Where are you?  You are our muse...our fashion crush! This is so bland and year?

Claire Daines in Monse- NO.  Where is her BF to tell her this?  

Who were your faves? Comment below!  We did have a few more but one of our kids just walked into the room and I am going to go cuddle with her so, you know...#momlife  (PS sorry again about the blurry pics!)

xoxo TWH


Cellulite. We got a few natural ways to kick it in the butt (puns always intended)

Let's all say it out loud, together...CELL-YOU-LIGHT.  We all got it...well 85% of us do...and who are these 15%?  Can we meet them?  Oh wait...we Coachella.  The long limbed uber models all under 30 with tight skin and not a dimple in sight ...well at least not on their legs.  But we digress...  

Why is cellulite SO embarrassing?  If 85% of women have it, then why do we feel ashamed by it?  Most women who have it are already genetically predisposed to have it and the others may have it for a million other reasons.  Is it because the over airbrushing of our society says its awful?  So along with the other long list of things we buy into, we also buy into the fact that cellulite is unacceptable...yep.  So until we can change our own thoughts of how beauty truly is within and everything we have on the outside is perfect we will try to find ways to lessen the dimples and divots on our rears and thighs.  I called Mieke in tears last week because along with my Thyroid "petering out" and getting older and more wrinkled, I now have a few new visitors in the form of cellulite blankets on my legs and stomach.  She quickly turned the psychotic and neurotic convo into one of enlightenment.  So I began some research based on her idea of what I could do.

Cellulite is caused by a few factors other than just weight gain or genetics.  It can also be caused by hormone imbalances, poor diet, fad diets, dehydration, total body fat, lack of physical activity and skin color and thickness.  

There are a few lasers and radio frequency treatments dermatologists can do to help but they are thousands and thousands of dollars per treatment area and there is no guarantee they will work.  And if they do it will take more than one treatment to get the job done.  So I turned to the more natural methods and here is what I found out....


  1. Detoxify
  2. Dry Brushing and Coconut oil
  3. Coffee Scrub/Wrap


The body stores toxins in fat to help minimize how much toxicity your vital organs are exposed to. The dimples and pockets of cellulite are also full of toxins. Toxicity accumulated in your body over the years will show in your cellulite (and a myriad of other unpleasant symptoms).  Take epsom salt baths, cut out refined sugars, processed foods, meats, cheeses and sodas and drink water and green tea and get active!

DRY BRUSHING (from wellness mama)

In addition to sloughing away dry skin on areas like knees, elbows and ankles, body brushing promotes tighter skin, cell renewal and blood flow. This also helps the lymphatic system release toxins and aids in digestion and kidney function. You’ll also notice a glowy, smooth complexion. We love it because it’s one of the easiest, cheapest and most effective things we can do for promoting healthy skin.

Using a natural bristled brush (plants) using upward motions towards your heart with a little muscle (enough to exfoliate but not hurt or irritate the skin), brush skin up and around.  Make sure skin and brush are dry.  Then hop in a hot shower and slather on pure coconut oil when finished.  Why put toxins back in your skin with a lotion filled with them?  (guilty!)


This treatment can be moderately effective. Try using fresh ground coffee to maximize the benefits, as it has more antioxidants and caffeine than used coffee grounds. Try this coffee-grind cocktail: Mix 1/4 cup ground coffee with 3 tablespoons hot water and let the mixture sit for 10 minutes to absorb the water and form a paste. Then, mix in 2 tablespoons of coconut oil to help bind the grinds. (This will make it easier to spread on, and offer extra moisturizing effects.) Cleanse problem areas in a warm shower, then turn off the water and apply the scrub by massaging in a circular motion for 2-4 minutes with your hands or a washcloth. Rinse with warm water to remove all grounds, then pat dry and moisturize if desired.  Or don't rinse it off and wrap plastic wrap around it and let it sit for an hour or 2.

How it works: The caffeine and antioxidants in coffee are moderately effective to mitigate the appearance of cellulite in the short term. As a stimulant, the caffeine in coffee dilates blood vessels, which temporarily tones and tightens tissue. Plus it increases circulation and reduces water retention, both of which may also help smooth the rumpled look of cellulite. The antioxidants in coffee may help to release toxins, which is not only helpful for cellulite, but for healthy skin in general.


Drink water...and lots of it.  At least 64 ounces a day.  Add some lemon or fruit or mint to add to the health benefits.  Clear out toxins that aid in making cellulite in your body with the help of a little h2o.  Clear skin, more energy and less dimples??...IN!

Over it, but don't have a gazillion dollars to do laser, Coolsculpting or rf?  Here are a few products that may help as well-

Cellulite or not...YOU ARE PERFECT.   

xoxo TWH

How to do Coachella in your 30's & beyond.



Oh Coachella, you're like a dear old friend... From the very first Coachella ever when we were young & single and free to all the years since, many years we had to miss because of babies in the belly & at the breast. 

Last year Erin & I returned after a few years to Coachella and were reminded of the magic, beauty, and freeness of standing in the middle of a field on a warm night under millions of stars with your favorite bands up on stage giving you their hearts... It honestly is a magical experience. 

But returning to Coachella or any festival setting after your belly & boobs have been through childbirth can be intimidating.... Mothers always struggle with dressing our bodies after kids, but something about a festival weekend adds a little more freak-out to our lives. 



For some girls Coachella is the one weekend a year they get to go full-on BOHO, the same way Halloween is a chance to go full-on sexy costume... But since we are such crazy amalgams of hippie/tom-boy/beastie girls/ballerina/punkers the 1000% boho never feels authentic on us, in fact, we shy away from it. 

So what do we wear?

Mom Jeans

Mom Jeans

How do you dress for Coachella when you are no longer in your 20's and you're a mama?

Thankfully our generation of Mamas are able to be fashionable & fun. We can dip our toes into the fashions of the past without going overboard into the realm of "costume".... So for us that means, no flower crowns, no native American headdresses & no crop tops thank you very much! 

Granted, we have never been the girls who follow the "dress for your age" rule... As evidenced by the fact that we usually dress like 15-year-old boys. (Baggy jeans, sneakers & vintage tees we'll never let you go!)  

Once you are out of your twenties you have the luxury of having more confidence in yourself and a much clearer idea of who you really are. 

Along with the confidence and self-knowledge come a few laugh lines that show you've had a life full of smiles, long gone are the days when you follow trends or try and be someone else, there is great comfort in that! I mean, yes we would take our 21-year-old bodies back in a heartbeat,  but not if we had to give up all we've learned and loved. 

This year, we are looking back in time to the ladies that always got it just right and we taking inspiration from a few classics for our festival looks. These ladies have a style that lasts through the generations, and that's what you want. Here are some of our favorites. 

1. Obviously Jane Birkin- Because no one else makes the most simple clothes painfully stylish and perfect. Jane never did it wrong and if you keep the simplicity of her style in mind, you will never over do it. 

2. Another classic, Lauren Hutton is pure inspiration. No one rocked all white like this woman. Take a page out of her book and bring the freshness to the desert. 

3. Girly - girl tomboy Punk queen Debbie Harry is always such an inspiration in our daily dressing... The queen of the tiny vintage T. 

Here are some of our favorite sources for stylish grown ass lady festival pieces. 

1. Christy Dawn for dreamy romantic sundresses

2. Zara for embellished tops & classic basics

3. Prism Boutique for perfect T-Shirts

4. Flynn Skye for sexy simple basics

5. Free People for all things denim

6. Ula Johnson for dreamy investment pieces 

We hope we helped inspire you to relax, have fun and go for the classics as you pack for your weekend away! Remember, breath it in and enjoy the magic & of course don't forget to check out this cute band DREAMCAR while you're at Coachella.  



Greetings from inside my head!


I Want To Look Inside Your Head is a photograph by Juli Scalzi

So much of this year (since I am a mom, I count by school calendar) has been emotional and taxing. 

Not only in our personal lives but in the world around us at large, The mixture of devastating blows with uplifting and inspiring moments have made the past months a roller coaster.... Yes, we have a morally corrupt leader who legitimately not know what he's doing in office, yet never in all my life have I been so inspired by my peers drive and fire to stand up and fight against what they know is wrong and band together in the most awe-inspiring ways. 

I believe I have mentioned here, for me, emotionally this year is interesting because I have my youngest son in Kindergarten and my oldest son is now 3 months away from finishing elementary school altogether. This is one of those heartbreak mixed with pride moments that only a Mama can understand. How in the world do our babies grow up so fast? 

I was asking Erin last night.... Could I have postpartum depression 6 years after having my last baby? - Of course, I looked it up, you can actually have postnatal depression at least 4 years after having a baby, even without previous signs. 

What I really think is that the "baby blues" never really completely go away.... Every moment of our lives is dedicated to our children, even if I am not physically with them they are always in the foremost of my thoughts. Watching children grow up is both a source of tremendous pride and also somewhat like watching your favorite balloon float away. 



I am fortunate enough to be close with my boys, we have a wonderful and open relationship... I really consider my almost 11-year-old to be the best and most lively company, we have long meaningful talks and he knows he can say anything and ask me anything - 

What more could a Mama ask for as her child approaches young adulthood? But it is still scary, How do you mamas of teenagers not just live in constant fear?! The world is so scary! 

Maybe that's what the mama blues are, the nagging feeling like you can't protect your kids from everything in the world you want to protect them from.... They will have their hearts broken, they will be bullied and treated badly at some point, by someone, they will have accidents & make poor choices even though you've taught them better... Maybe it's just that scary unknown.

This school year is almost over, 3 months and counting until summer break! It went by so fast & I have a feeling once those long baby years are over, everything just flys by.  Ready or not. 






Golden Globes Best of the Golden Goddesses

K&J Forever

K&J Forever

It's finally here!  AWARD SEASON!  The only thing that can help us escape from the pending doom of Jan 20th and we couldn't be happier about starting it off with the Golden Globes.  If you are already a reader you know this is when we say our faves and not so much.  It feels weird to do the "not so much" category this year but hey... you gotta have a little Yang with your Yin right? 

There were SO many good dresses/suits (woo!) but not that many GREAT ones.  Sure they are all gorgeous women, with bodies of goddesses and skin of angels but that does not automatically mean great style.  So we say cheers to the great ones...the ones that took a chance

  • Blake Lively-  The hardest thing to dress is a body after a baby, let alone 2!  She did it with tremendous style in Atelier Versace
  • Caitriona Balfe- We are not familiar with Caitriona but after tonight we are obsessed with her and love this Delpozo dress
  • Chrissy Teigen- The glowing new mama in Marchesa has us smitten 
  • Drew Barrymore- This cutie stuns like a goddess in Monique Lhuillier
  • Emma Stone- WINNER! Breath taking jaw droopingly perfect in Valentino Haute Couture. GO PETRA!  (her stylist)
  • Kathryn Hahn- Love a woman in a tuxedo and she did it perfectly
  • Lily Collins- Like a perfect ballerina in Zuhair Murad Couture
  • Mandy Moore- Love her understated goddessness in Naeem Khan
  • Michelle Williams- Her quirky but beautiful dress by Louis Vuitton goes perfectly with her personality and the night
  • Winona Ryder- WELCOME BACK! We love her and this dark glamorous look by Viktor&Rolf
  • Zoe Saldana- Always perfect and always goes to her own beat this time in Gucci. Another perfect pick by Petra

And yes it's no fun to say this but we can't not!   SJP!  What's going on?  We adore you!  We j'adore your style, willingness to be different but what happened?  And why isn't Sir Gregory Arlt doing your makeup yet???  Love you!

But seriously...the Golden Globes are filled with talented women and men who have worked their entire careers to get into that room.  Who have excelled, gotten a lucky break (after a tremendous amount of work that is) and have not given up their love.  We love to watch life reward people for entertaining, teaching and letting us escape.